Stan Installs Another Toilet

I wanted a new toilet
Call Stan they said, top man
I left him to his business but
Got problems with the pan…..

Customer asks where to put his right leg?….

Pushed for space boss….

Want’s to know where’s the brown seat?….

Also sees a problem pissing when he’s drunk…..

Jeez boss. Talk about fussy….



Don Matthews
March 2021