I Wanna Buy a Gun at Walmart Mummy

I can’t believe my eyes
Walmart is selling guns
On display for all to see
Oh what shopping fun

Mummy takes me down the aisle
Rifles, guns galore
Round the corner, round we go
Gosh, there’s rifles more

Mummy I’d like that one
Standing straight and tall
Wanna be a Rambo girl
Wanna have a ball

bang…bang…

You’ll need some ammunition
Without it there’s no way
Without no ammunition dear
You cannot Rambo play

Yay! get me some sniper bullets mummy…….

I’ll take that one for my little girl….

Yes, register it in my name….

You can play with it when you get home dear…..

yay!





Don Matthews
November 2020