Things Have Changed Peter. Sorry

Peter, I’m having to ban your

Sketch about one-legged Dud

In this day and age it’s just not on

Making fun, dragging amputees through mud

But Mr Television Producer

To me it’s bizarre, strange

Here from my grave I just shake my head, sigh

It’s 2020 now, things have changed

Today, Peter, we must be careful

Not upset those with only one leg

The One-legged Union will have us

We can’t make jokes now ’bout one-legs

Sorry Peter….

Don Matthews
June 2020