While you in the UK eat Marmite
Our Vegemite we also eat too
We have it on toast for our brekky
Which no doubt you Marmite yours too
We had a strange thing which just happened
This bloke he thought that he would paint
A Vegemite graffiti on a train station
Allowed which we all know you ‘aint
He Vegemited this nice attractive mural
On a station for travelling trains
Commuters they kept on admiring it
Again and again and again
The Public Transport Authority however
Weren’t impressed and hit back down the line
They sent him away with a caution
Together with a $200 fine
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 