For years we’ve pressed the button To help us cross the street We’ve now invented new idea And help corona beat Instead of pressing button Just sensor-wave your hand And bingo! lights change red to green No virus on your hand Don MatthewsAugust 2020
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Solar Fashion
A solar shirt’s just been invented The prototype’s all in black tones Flexible solar strips decorate it When attached it will charge mobile phones Workwear with wearable technology With lighting and heating inbuilt Will be on the market in 5 years Manufacturing then will be in full tilt Dutch fashion designer and researcherDr Pauline vanContinue reading “Solar Fashion”
US is Going Mad
Whatever’s the matter with you US ? Things seem to be going just mad Police firing guns to solve problems If someone gets killed? Just too bad In Australia if police had a problem (A suspect who’s running away) They’d cordon the area, get backup And call in the dogs….. Don MatthewsJune 2020
Walkie Talkie Restaurant
If you live in Umbria And want to dine outside You might be worried ’bout corona People close (not wide) A restaurant now has been built With tables in a tree A quick climb up 4 metres (The restaurant’s near Todi) Call your order (walkie talkie) (‘Tis very nice up here) Here comes our foodContinue reading “Walkie Talkie Restaurant”
The Lions Den 2018
What I’m about to relate here Is a lesson to observe That crime it never ever pays You get what you deserve Poachers they broke into An African game reserve To kill a herd of rhinos Their greed for which to serve A pride of lions saw them And paid them for their crime TheyContinue reading “The Lions Den 2018”
BDE
A new acronym’s entered Macquarie It goes by the name BDE “Unaccompanied by arrogance or conceit” “A sense of self-confidence” (it be) Comes from the expression “big-dick energy” Don MatthewsJune 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 