cat – Page 29 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Priscilla and the Finger

Just don’t give me the finger DonSay ‘up you’ Cilla catI will annihilate itAnd that my friend is that…. Jeez Priscilla….you’re just meant to play with it Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Cilla and Telly Tennis

Cilla gets excitedGets real over-keenTelly on the tennisClaw marks on the screen….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Cilla Likes Her Privacy

Cilla is a cupboard eaterLikes her privacyGets embarrassed when she slurpsUnderstandably….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

My Cat Boofy

I have a cat called BoofyHe’s smart, smarter than meWas his idea this photographWhich you can now all see….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

I’m Feeling a Bit Thirsty

(Yawn) I’m feeling thirstyAlso feeling tiredCan’t be bothered getting upNow I’m down, retired….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Priscilla’s Got a Problem

I’ve got myself a problemWas not the end I plannedAnyone? Some help please?Was ground I planned to land….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Get Lost Ralph

Sorry Ralph, get lostThis chair I’m on is mineWas mine before you even came(Stuck how to end last line…) Sorry …. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Priscilla Goes Snow Jumping

I do like jumping in the snowIt’s fun and fancy freeI’m gonna try a big jump nowJust take a look, watch me….. Shit…..where am I? (Lizzy watching on) Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Priscilla’s Got a Teeth Problem

I warned her not to play withFish that have big teethLike Cilla, she ignored meWent climbing on the reef…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Priscilla’s Watching Telly

Cilla’s watching tellyThis year they say was shitReaction’s hard to work outReaction? what is it?….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021