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The man sits on a balconyThinking suicidePrevention (least expected)Pushes it aside…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Foot flat on the pedalCar accelerates100 in top gear (whoopee)I’m just feeling great…. Bugger!…… (Used in some countries to deter speeding) Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Sitting on our sundeckDrinking G&TWhat a lovely view we haveAll this poverty…. What a nice view dear…… Pity there’s no room for a pool…… Don MatthewsJuly 2022

This man he was a hoarderKept filling up the spaceRan out of room in back yardThen found another place….

Had an altercation(Couldn’t get it out)Left it in for ‘nother useNow better in than out…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

I had a little problemDeveloped into bigDropped my phone into the looTried to get it, dig…. Emergency was well-prepared. Thank you guys……… Don Matthews|July 2022

Priscilla is FCS resident cat He thinks he’s being funnyLikes to give me shitBugger’s got a mean streakStupid silly git…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

I am a happy swallowTra la la la la You think I’m floating on the breezeHa ha ha ha ha…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Mattel (for all you young ones)Have gone all regal, keenCloned a life-like BarbieAnd changed her name to Queen Don MatthewsJuly 2022 Plans for a Prince Andrew barbie have been scrapped