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Eggs

We love eggsDown our gutLet’s go try thisNew eggslut Sounds yummy dear…. Don MatthewsJune 2022

Ladder

Field next door was greenerTook a ladder routeGot in spot of botherHow do I get out?…. Shit…… Don MatthewsJune 2022

Billboards are an Eyesore

Billboards are an eyesoreVisual blights in townsPoland’s waging war on themBillboards pulling down…. Don MatthewsJune 2022

Master Chopper

I am a Master ChopperLook up for great inspireZucchini is my latest veg(I also am for hire)…. I now have four fingers…… Don MatthewsJune 2022

Baseballer

I am an expert baseballerWill show you latest trickHave practised this till perfect(And yep my name is Dick)…. Well done Dick…… Don MatthewsJune 2022

I’m off to buy my gunsAt the supermartWalmart is my favourite storeLoad them in a cart…. The work of Pawel Kuczynski, polish artist, satirist and philosopher. He paints and draws satirical illustrations that deal with social, cultural and political issues of modern day. Common subjects of Pawel’s illustration are social media, the Internet, mobile phonesContinue reading “Guns at Walmart”

The Teenager Who Became World Famous

This boy as a teenagerWorked hard for world famePractised and practisedProfessional became…. Don MatthewsJune 2022

Nice Lipstick Doris

Your face looks rather different DorisYour lipstick’s really greatBut whether it will sell your clothesCould be up for debate…. Your lipstick looks nice too Ethel…… Don MatthewsJune 2022

Becos

Found this thing just lying roundDon’t know what it wasHad a poke around or twoWanted to becos…. Shit I’m stuck…… Don MatthewsJune 2022

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio -The Martin Denny Job

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his able assistant Perc Martin and his girlfriendPlayed romantic soundsObtaining extra energyBefore playing next round Production Notes We suggested something romantic for the cover would help sales.Martin said good idea Also a bit of flesh also helps sales MartinGirlfriend was happy to oblige Post Production Notes To thankContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio -The Martin Denny Job”