Priscilla is FCS resident cat I’m posing for the mediaImportant photoshootAdvertising FCS(Get lost little one)…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
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Maserati Drives Spanish Steps. Seemed a Good Idea at the Time
Had lots of fun with the ladyDrove down the Steps in the carSeemed good idea at the momentTill hit with the bill for repair Don MattyhewsAugust 2022
Alarm Clock
I am a little ‘larm clockSet for 8o’clockWhen I do what I’m told toWake him with a shock…. He doesn’t like it…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
I Like To Think I’m
I like to think I’m wittyHumour mixed with truthSome just simply roll their eyesSay jeepers, mutter struth… Not you too?…… DM
Johnny
Johnny’s caused a problem(Johnny with a J)He’s got in a positionAnd says he’s gonna stay…. He’s saying haha…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Golden Peacock Bleach Creme
Freckles are a no noBlemishes are no tooMake your skin white/milkyBuy our product do…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Stan. Drive-Through Attendant
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Just got me this new jobKnow just what to doTake orders to carsSimple (just do)…. Gosh..sorry ma’am…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Silence
Our kids are usually noisy(Shows a happy state)Suddenly they’re silentShould investigate…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Haircut
Went to the barberHad my hair cutWith the best implementsImplements (but)…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Parking Boat
End of dayParking boatAluminiumMade to float…. Shit! shit! shit!…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022