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Priscilla Poses for the Media

Priscilla is FCS resident cat I’m posing for the mediaImportant photoshootAdvertising FCS(Get lost little one)…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 25, 2022Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident cat, Uncategorized2 Comments on Priscilla Poses for the Media

Maserati Drives Spanish Steps. Seemed a Good Idea at the Time

Had lots of fun with the ladyDrove down the Steps in the carSeemed good idea at the momentTill hit with the bill for repair Don MattyhewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 25, 2022Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on Maserati Drives Spanish Steps. Seemed a Good Idea at the Time

Alarm Clock

I am a little ‘larm clockSet for 8o’clockWhen I do what I’m told toWake him with a shock…. He doesn’t like it…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 24, 2022Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on Alarm Clock

I Like To Think I’m

I like to think I’m wittyHumour mixed with truthSome just simply roll their eyesSay jeepers, mutter struth… Not you too?…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 23, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on I Like To Think I’m

Johnny

Johnny’s caused a problem(Johnny with a J)He’s got in a positionAnd says he’s gonna stay…. He’s saying haha…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 23, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Johnny

Golden Peacock Bleach Creme

Freckles are a no noBlemishes are no tooMake your skin white/milkyBuy our product do…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 23, 2022Posted inUncategorized, Vintage ads2 Comments on Golden Peacock Bleach Creme

Stan. Drive-Through Attendant

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Just got me this new jobKnow just what to doTake orders to carsSimple (just do)…. Gosh..sorry ma’am…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 22, 2022Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on Stan. Drive-Through Attendant

Silence

Our kids are usually noisy(Shows a happy state)Suddenly they’re silentShould investigate…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 22, 2022Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on Silence

Haircut

Went to the barberHad my hair cutWith the best implementsImplements (but)…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 22, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Haircut

Parking Boat

End of dayParking boatAluminiumMade to float…. Shit! shit! shit!…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 22, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Parking Boat

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