I wanna demon sessionLeaves me feeling greatCan’t get ’nuff of demonsDemons no can wait…. I gotta have one……. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
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Feminine Hygiene
I hope you’re not causing embarrassmentNeglecting you’re (gosh) you know what?It does cause some problems if you areYou gotta look after what you got…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Daddy’s Got a Surprise
My daddy’s tucking up inHis hand (surprise for me)He throws it (poof!) poof! somewhere, where?Well I’ll be bugger me…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Gym Workout
Been running on the gym machineDon’t think I’ll do no moreWhat different can I do now?Yep, press-ups on floor…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Fish
Here fishy fishyI’ve got a bite for youI’m waiting here real patientlyWaiting here for you…. Daaaddy!…… Jeez son…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
They’re Out to Get Me
Why can’t I beLike other blokesRetire in peace/comfortSipping rum/coke? With my Melania on the pool…. You’re looking sweeet my love…… Why thankyou Donald…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Alligator Sign
Had a lotta practiceKnow just what to doFollow sign directionChoogaloogaloo…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Stan Solves a Tap Problem
Stan is a man of many talents. He excels in the plumbing fieldWe at FCS are honoured to be associated with him Some people get bit mixed upThey’re not sure what to doTo help them with their problemI did this in the loo….. Thankyou very much Stan. We were so confused before…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
FCS (a magnet)
FCS (a magnet)Some people it attractsRuns on humour/sillinessAlso WordPress backed DM
Conversation with Local In-House Spide
Had an interesting convoWith local in-house spideWe often do this regularlyWhen he comes out of hide…. me: how do I know it’s a he?…… hairy legs…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 