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God Save Barbie

Mattel (for all you young ones)Have gone all regal, keenCloned a life-like BarbieAnd changed her name to Queen Don MatthewsJuly 2022 Plans for a Prince Andrew barbie have been scrapped

Found

Found groundBlack roundShit stuckFuck fuck…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

I’ve set me up a businessPromoting ‘Booty Balm’Only six five dollars USGives my booty charm Scroll down for looksee at my booty…. The new product, the Firm + Flaunt Targeted Booty Balm, is the first release from the company’s new JLo Body line. The “clinically tested, high-performance,” formula is said to be “inspired by theContinue reading “JLo’s New Business Venture”

Walking the Dogs

OK guys it’s walk timeRound the park we’ll goWait, I’ll grab the reigns firstThen off we all can go…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Villa

I used to be a villaIn the countrysideEnjoying my surroundingsYou took me for a ride You wrecked my nice surroundingsRuined countrysideYou went and called it progressYou took me for a ride Bastard Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Munch Multivitamins to Stay Healthy

Religiously I munch themTo (yep) stay fit and strongCosting me a fortuneBut sports stars can’t be wrong I am so very satisfiedWatching my u-rineFluorescing as it leaves meYep, a pleasing sign Each day when watching TVSports stars smile and sayMunch lots of daily multivitsAnd you’ll stay fit all day You’re getting all the vitamins youContinue reading “Munch Multivitamins to Stay Healthy”

Trolley Flag

Was this done for a messageOr just a bit of fun?Whatever, took a bit of effortGetting the job done…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Windows Upgrade

I’m gonna do an upgradeUp to Windows 10Shouldn’t take me too longAllowed for minutes ten…. Yep, shouldn’t take too long……. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Priscilla and Ralph

Priscilla and Ralph are FCS resident cat and dog I like to play this game with RalphWhen he gets tossed a treatTo then go try and interceptBefore his mouth it meets…. Ralph loves this game…… Don’t you Ralph…… Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Stan and Perc Pack a Removals Van

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are proud to be associated with him (and his apprentice Perc) We’re very conscious not to wasteSpace when packing gearDegree I have in Stuff PackingMy skill’s displayed down here…. How do we get it out Stan?…… Don MatthewsJuly 2022