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Just Because I Like It

Stan Drives the Green Line Bus

Now working for the Green LineCompany of busThey gave me special route to driveThey said will cause no fuss…. What did I do wrong?……. All passengers were able to disembark safely……. Safety first is my motto…… Don MatthewswJuly 2022

We Got a Toilet Problem

Our toilet’s got a problem(Was installed by Stan)When we push the buttonIt seems to over-ran…. Stan says it seems to be saying something…… Don MatthewsJuly 2022

It’s Only a Matter of Time Boris

Boris we implore youBoris will you quitWith you as our leaderThings are turning shit “F—-k that” (his words) Don MatthewsJuly 2022

What Was That?

I’ve stopped here in my red carWatching who goes byHappy little driversDrivers passing by…. Shit! what was that daddy?…… Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Just Because I Like It

Stan Berths a Liner

Lots of practice have I hadBerthing liners fineJust keep your hands upon the wheelAnd she’ll be apples, fine…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

They Like Me

They put me pride of place inMuseum, for all to seeAdmirers flock and fall inFall in love with me…. I’m next to David…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Waiting Till

Waiting tillSea is stillFor a rideAnd a thrill…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Thoughts and Prayers

Thoughts and prayersOnce againGuns aplentyGuns amen Thoughts and prayersOnce againNothing happensGuns amen Don MatthewsJuly 2022