Why can’t I beLike other blokesRetire in peace/comfortSipping rum/coke? With my Melania on the pool…. You’re looking sweeet my love…… Why thankyou Donald…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
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Alligator Sign
Had a lotta practiceKnow just what to doFollow sign directionChoogaloogaloo…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Stan Solves a Tap Problem
Stan is a man of many talents. He excels in the plumbing fieldWe at FCS are honoured to be associated with him Some people get bit mixed upThey’re not sure what to doTo help them with their problemI did this in the loo….. Thankyou very much Stan. We were so confused before…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
FCS (a magnet)
FCS (a magnet)Some people it attractsRuns on humour/sillinessAlso WordPress backed DM
Conversation with Local In-House Spide
Had an interesting convoWith local in-house spideWe often do this regularlyWhen he comes out of hide…. me: how do I know it’s a he?…… hairy legs…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Gadget
Bought this useful gadgetFrom the local storeSaid it works real perfectlySo went back bought four more…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Eggs
We specialize in makingOmelettes out of eggsChecked out by the Egg BoardAre all of our eggs…. See us at work below…. All our eggs have been checked by the Egg Board…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Stan Takes On Aston Martin Advertising Manager Position
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him They offered me a good jobAsked for bit of spiceThe salary they offeredWas also very nice My first job went down well with the Board….. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Dr Jolly
Dr Jolly hereListen little DonFall off treeAll good fun Haha…. Haha…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
For My Next Stunt
I am a stunt driverFolk watch me (no hands)Do all my own stuntsMake sure they’re well-planned…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 