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I’ve learnt the artOf throwing outI’ll show you whatIt’s all about…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Stan (assisted by his apprentice Perc) is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are proud to be associated with him Before I opened factoryI studied body partsWhat goes where in teddy bearsBefore I made a start…. Perc puts the eyes in…… I do the final check…… We gat the blanks from China…… Don MatthewsJulyContinue reading “Stan’s Teddy Bear Factory”

Whatever were you thinking ofMummy, to do thatI do not understand youWhy did you go do that? Each time I go to breakfastI have to look at thisI do not understand youWhy did you go do this? A tattoo yes….but why this mum? Don MatthewsJuly 2022

The man sits on a balconyThinking suicidePrevention (least expected)Pushes it aside…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Foot flat on the pedalCar accelerates100 in top gear (whoopee)I’m just feeling great…. Bugger!…… (Used in some countries to deter speeding) Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Sitting on our sundeckDrinking G&TWhat a lovely view we haveAll this poverty…. What a nice view dear…… Pity there’s no room for a pool…… Don MatthewsJuly 2022

This man he was a hoarderKept filling up the spaceRan out of room in back yardThen found another place….

Had an altercation(Couldn’t get it out)Left it in for ‘nother useNow better in than out…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

I had a little problemDeveloped into bigDropped my phone into the looTried to get it, dig…. Emergency was well-prepared. Thank you guys……… Don Matthews|July 2022