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She Needs To Know Her Place

It’s nice to have a girl aroundBut needs to know her placeShe needs to know who wears the pantsShe needs to know her place…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 18, 2022Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on She Needs To Know Her Place

Toilet in the Middle

On our toilet mummyLucy we could seeJohnny in a hurryThen jumped on for pee…. We clapped all of them mummy…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 17, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Toilet in the Middle

Upgrade

Our waiting room’s upgradedLovely padded chairsWaiting’s now in comfortCandle fills the air…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 17, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Upgrade

Down the Toot

Donald’s re-electionIs going down the tootWhat a bleeding pityIn his foot he’s put So much effort/energy(Also put in too)All to see it disappearWasted (down the loo) He’s just sent a tweet……says ‘get stuffed’ DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 16, 2022Posted inAmerica, Uncategorized3 Comments on Down the Toot

Stan Selects Bathroom Top

Stan is a man with many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him We love our bathroom top (it’s new)Installed by Stan todayPlain and monochrome it isNot awful bright and gay…. We love it Stan…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 16, 2022Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on Stan Selects Bathroom Top

Beginning/End

All things have beginningsMiddle and an endThis is it’s beginning/endBuilt so could defend…. Don MatthewsAugust 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 16, 2022Posted inUncategorized3 Comments on Beginning/End

Urinal

I always use this urinalThe fancy one with stringsCos I can play a melodyRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Can you play twinkle twinkle?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 15, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Urinal

Stan. Church Sign Maker

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are proud to be associated with him They wanted a church signChose me (cos I’m wise)They wanted the powerOf God to arise…. They were very happy with it…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 15, 2022Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Stan. Church Sign Maker

Charging Ahead

Tens of thousands of people Have rushed out and bought electric vehicles And all of the tens and thousands Plug in and get charged up at night We turn on our aircons when all home Prepare our meals on electric stoves While solar panels at night stop producing Are they coal-powered EV’s anyway?

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 15, 2022Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on Charging Ahead

Just Because I Like It

TALL POPPIES The work of Pawel Kuczynski, polish artist, satirist and philosopher. He paints and draws satirical illustrations that deal with social, cultural and political issues of modern day.  Common subjects of Pawel’s illustration are social media, the Internet, mobile phones and addiction to mobile devices, and books/writing vs. electronic media

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 15, 2022Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Just Because I Like It

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