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Stan in Charge of Line Marking

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him The taught me at the SchoolOf Marking Roads With LinesTo not fake lines and bumps and curvesBut follow edge design…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 27, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Stan in Charge of Line Marking

Ralph and Owner Inspect Engine

Ralph is FCS resident dog Ralph and I inspecting engineHood high over headsSuddenly from out of nowhereBang, crash, shit… all black I told you not to touch the hood release…… Just trying to help…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 26, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Ralph and Owner Inspect Engine

Bits & Pieces

At the local hardwareStore, I bought this thingTo store my bits and pieces inRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 26, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Bits & Pieces

Stan Does a 2min Cabling Job

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I am a top-rate cablerJobs just take 2 minHere’s example latest jobWhich I have just fin…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 26, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Stan Does a 2min Cabling Job

Cruising

Cruising down the highwayFeeling fancy freeHeard a sudden thump and thoughtI should stop and see…. Think I gotta problem…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 25, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Cruising

Sky

Was lying back in comfortLooking at the skyWhen out of nowhere suddenlyI get this, why oh why?…. Arghhh…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 25, 2022Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on Sky

Stan Practises Brick-Wall Builds

Stan is a man of a many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I need to up my skillIn building wall with brickJust ordered stock (from China)Now to my mortar stick…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 25, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Stan Practises Brick-Wall Builds

Priscilla and Ralph at the Dinner Table

Priscilla and Ralph are FCS resident cat and dog Why have you started eating RalphDon’t you really care?Before we start our tucking inWe always offer prayer…. Nice manners Cilla…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 25, 2022April 15, 2023Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Priscilla and Ralph at the Dinner Table

NRA Ladies Crochet Club

NRA, the ladiesCrochet club are weDecorate what we love bestJust scroll down and see…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 24, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on NRA Ladies Crochet Club

I Wanna Have Those Condoms

I wanna have a condomThose that you can’t seeSilky smooth invisible(Come in packs of three)…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 24, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on I Wanna Have Those Condoms

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