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I do I have a problemWhen putting on my shoesMy mum’s agreed to buy someTo solve my problem (shoes)… Which is my right foot mum?…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022

I find this tap convenientEasy to controlEasy to turn on and offWhen I’m washing dishes…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

A happy band of drummersDrumming really loudNothing puts them offDrumming for the crowd…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

You finish a drink cartonThen throw it awayNo care for the environmentWhat more can I say?…. In a housing ghetto somewhere. I didn’t record where…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Do you like my boobs?Do you like my ass?I’m a self-made billionaireI am Kim Kadash Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Done the trigonometrySine and cosine tooSafety (yep) all coveredNow just have to do…. Shit!..Forgot the hypotenuse…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Ralph is FCS resident dog Ralph is rather non-plussedAt what someone has doneThe idea’s rather new for himAt what to him’s been done…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Can someone let me inI’m knocking at the doorNo-one seems to noticeI just keep knocking more…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Why ever am I doing thisFor those who look and sitWhy ever am I doing thisAll this stupid shit? Good money…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022