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Blind Freddie knows you do notGet rid of what you’ve gotUntil you find replacementGet rid of you do not Our leaders (in their wisdom)Are ridding source supplyOf coal we use for energyCoal must go (bye bye) Our substitute requirementGreen energy, will beBut sorry folks, not ready yetDon’t quite know when will be? Common sense…. Idiots……Continue reading “Blind Freddie”

My name is Ronnie RoosterFeather-fluffing RonAll the girls pant after meDo me do me Ron…. The girls would like to sing their‘Do Me Do Me Ronnie’ song for the viewers WARNING They apologise for it being risque. They hope the kiddies are all tucked in bed Sung to the tune ‘Thrill Me Honey Honey ThrillContinue reading “Ronnie Rooster”

Gas and our nice electricityHave now become luxury goodsWhich got me all started to thinkingSpeed cooking might be option good No more should high-profile telly chefs beAdvising us to cook for hours 5Do this my dear viewers for hours 5For melt-in-the-mouth tea for 5 Don’t tell them your 5hr cook will cost $100 Gordon…….. F***kContinue reading “Slow-Cook/Speed-Cook”

Every Sunday service weContact our friend on zoomShare a spirit prayer or twoShare it round the room…. Our church orchestra provides a beautiful atmosphere as we share spirit prayers with our friend Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I trained real hard at art schoolReached the top of itYou ask for my opinionOn this? I think it’s shit…. Stan also struggles to find the meaning artist Tot Wyler is trying to convey Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Getting hotWhat to do?Sorted problemI’m not thick…. I not thick…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Writer’s block’s a conceptOf which I’ve no ideaMy neurons work around the clockBetween left and right ear haha…… DM