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Category Archives: Quotes
Maria Bamford
“I’m afraid that fulfilling my potentialwould really cut into my sitting around time” Maria BamfordUS actress-comedian
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Born free -|my father’s a doctor
David Lee Roth
“I used to jog but the ice cubeskept falling out of my glass” David Lee RothUS rock singer
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
I’m so brokeI can’t even pay attention
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Words matter Because words matterMisleading information mattersIt’s not just distractingIt’s downright dangerous
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
When man learnt he could not live by bread alonehe invented the sandwich
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
In the ‘Wind in the Willows’the word ‘willows’ does not appearanywhere except in the title
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
When I find it I don’t need itWhen I need it I can’t find it
From the FCS Book of Questions Needing Answers
If olive oil comes from oliveswhere does baby oil come from?
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 