Quotes – Page 23 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

If you always take time to stop and smell the rosessooner or later, you’ll inhale a bee

“Rule 1 of perfume promotion is tocome up with an ad that makes absolutelyno sense to anyone” Scott DooleyAustralian comedian

I had a life – but my job ate it

Instant swimmer –just add water

I had a life – but my job ate it

“If I have to live my life again,I’d make the same mistakes,only sooner” Tallulah BankheadUS actor

“The greatest remedy for anger is delay” SenecaRoman philosopher

We’re staying togetherfor the sake of the dog

” It is amazing how we always writeour numbers in capitals. I’d love to see a lower case ‘7’” Andy LeeAustralian comedian

With sufficient thrustpigs fly just fine