Show me a man with both feet firmly on the groundand I’ll show you a man who can’tget his pants off
Category Archives: Quotes
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Every ‘c’ in the words‘Pacific Ocean’is pronounced differently
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Message on kitchen apron Your opinion wasn’t in the recipe
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
You will never hit the right switchon the first attempt in someone else’s bathroom
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
No matter who you vote foryou get a politician
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
You can take the man out of the KGBBut you will never take the KGB out of the man
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Middle age is when you look in the mirror and wish you hadn’t
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
History tells us that dictators do not lastand come to unceremonious ends. Putin will fit into this category.The only worry is how much damage he will do in the interim
Darynda Jones
“Life isn’t a fairytale.If you lose a shoe at midnight you’re drunk” Darynda JonesUS author
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 