Gym fails – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Fancy Lifter

I am a fancy lifterEntry as per normExit I do differentTo the usual form…. I’m auditioning for the Olympics…… Don MatthewsJune 2021

I am a treadmill runnerRunner, yep, I beGets me legs all fit and strongDon’t give up, that’s me…. Don’t give up, that’s me….. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Went to the gym to tone upTone up what I’ve gotSomehow I went and did something wrongBut don’t quite know just what?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

A hanging bar hangs from the ceilI’m gonna have a swingA bar which hangs upon a ceilIs a useful thing…. Shit…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

All the girls they love meGirls they think I’m greatI oil my muscles regularlyAm ‘vailable for date…. Oooh….you’re so lovely Don MatthewsMarch 2021