We are a happy familyWe have a car as wellWe are a happy familyFrom photo you can tell…. Can only be in America…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Category Archives: FASHION FAILS
Is This a Problem Mummy?
Mummy my pants fallenHalfway down my bumDoes this cause a problem?No dear, in you come Don MatthewsDecember 2020
What Thought Process?
Reader can you tell meWhatever’s this aboutWhat thought process produced thisWhat was their thinking route?…. The guy behind says it all…. Slight fashion fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Leggings
I bought them on the internetLeggings I was toldWherever can I wear them?….. Slight fashion fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Stan Designs the Boy’s School
I did enjoy designing this(After lotsa wine)Front windows complemented wellWith number sixty-nine I think you went a bit too far with this one son…. Yes boss?….. Slight design fail?….. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Can’t Work Out Why?
I don’t know why securityFollows me around?Thought long and hard for answer butNo answer have I found Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Why Can’t The Go the Whole Hog?
Why can’t they go the whole hog?Make how it s’pposed to beInstead of all this silly stuffIt don’t make sense to me Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Huggy Warm
Update…. I bought this new beaut puffer coatAnd dress made by ManclerI’m now all cozy huggy warmAnd cheaper than in fur Don MatthewsNovember 2020 Just had a letter from the manufacturer. They think I’m making fun of their productPS’d It’s Moncler not ManclerI’m only human…..
Thankyou Mother In-Law
My in-law mother made theseFor me to sleep in bedI thanked her (you are oh so kind)How thoughtful mum, I said Slight fashion fail?… Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 