Today I’d like a different shadeOf colour on my nailWould also like to have my skinA lighter shade of pale Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Category Archives: FASHION FAILS
Sun Protection
Important when I’m at the beachProtect myself from sunSlap slopping here slap slopping thereCovered up, all done Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Gone to Seed
I bought this track suit recently(Exactly what I need)To show the world just how I feelI’ve had it, gone to seed…… Slight fashion fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Zippy Beachware
Designed this zippy beachwareWhich no-one else has doneTo make me lots of moneyGo online and buy one Or two…or three…… Slight fashion fail?…. I gotta have one…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
My New Jeans
I bought myself a pair of jeansOn the internet-notI’m very happy what they sentHappy what I get-got Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Expert Knotter
I am an expert knotterThere’s no knot I don’t knowI’m in the Knotters Union(In case you didn’t know)…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Flat-Chested
As I’m quite flat-chestedThe front seemed bit of wasteHave yet to work out what to doWith back, trim, maybe lace?…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Fashion-Conscious, Practical
Bought these shoes for running(Got them on ebay)Fashion-conscious, practicalHappy yep, hey hey Slight fashion fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Friends of Gerald
I’d like to be a friendOf this Gerald guyI then got down to thinkingThinking why would I?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
The Happy Co-ordinating Family
We are a happy familyLike to co-ordinateJust made a purchase (all are pleased)Can’t wait to use, can’t wait…. Slight fashion fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 