DESIGN FAILS – Page 10 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Bridge

Our bridge attracts the touristsAt sunset thereaboutWhy the great attractionWe just can’t figure out? Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

We’re Proud of Our Town Centre

I am the Mayor of our town(In here there’s lots of renters)Proud, erect, the entrance standsThe entrance to Town Centre Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

In Hindsight

Our house came unexpectedIn hindsight we now thinkThe architect that we employedHad bit too much to drink…. Stan?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Basement

I went down stairs providedDown to the floor belowLooking for the basementWas where I want to go…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Fire Hydrant

We had ourselves a hydrantBuilt/attached to wallAll prepared we are nowAll prepared and all…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

The Perfect Seat For Your Loo

I like the feel of seashells when ISit on beach I doAnd thought why not extend ideaTo sitting on the loo Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Joy-flighting, seeing all the sightsGood heavens what’s down there?It looks much like a penis dearAnd one with half-shaved hair……. How embarrassing…. And one ball is bigger dear…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Wheelchair

I need to travel up these stairs(Although in wheelchair be)Bit of a challenge getting thereBut going down? yippeeeeee!….. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

On/Off

I’m glad they’ve put an On/Off signI now know what to doWithout this real clear On/Off I wouldn’t have a clue Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Mc Donalds Child-Friendly High Chair

I love Mc Donalds mummyI need sit in high chairSCREAM! no way I’ll sit in thatIt frightens me it scares But Ronald made it specially for you …. I don’t like it mummy…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020