Cars – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Tailgating

Some idiots think it’s smartTo come close, tailgate meAnd some are also stupid, blindMy sign they cannot see…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Under-Car Mechanic

Gotta do some workUnderneath my carPropped it up on proper jacksVery safe (by far)…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Tyre

I’ve got these funny thingsComing out my tyreIs there something wrong mechanic?Is it very dire?…. Nothing to worry about sir…… Don MatthewsApril 2021

Window Complaint

The customer complainedCan’t open windows (four)No matter how, how hard she tries(She’s OK with the doors)…. It’s not called a window lock for nothing madam….. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Why Is My Car Sounding Different Mechanic?

My car sounds little differentTo what it did last nightMechanic why would that beWhy doesn’t it sound right?…. Looks like someone’s stolen your muffler ma’am…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

130 mph

I think there’s something wrong mechanicOne-thirty miles per hourIt seems to shake, vibrate a lotAt such great speed and power…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Battery

Your battery I can’t findSir, where it should beDo you even have one?One for me to see? Oh, there it is…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Car Service Garage

This car came in for serviceOpened driver’s doorWas just about to start the jobAnd this is what we saw…. Did you remember to change the message dear?…… Don MatthewsApril 2021

Car Door

Went to open car doorTo let my dearest inSomething funny happenedNow my ditty’s fin… (Best I could do…sorry) Don MatthewsApril 2021

Angle

Parked the car on street last nightThis morning looked out windowCar was at an angleFunny I thought?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021