Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Priscilla’s Not Amused
Priscilla is FCS resident cat He thinks he’s being funnyLikes to give me shitBugger’s got a mean streakStupid silly git…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022
Swallow
I am a happy swallowTra la la la la You think I’m floating on the breezeHa ha ha ha ha…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Kowloon)
In 1964 Kowloon’sA pleasant place to live50 years improvement sawA nicer place to live…… I wanna live on 50th floor mummy…… Ride up and down the lift…… Don MatthewsJuly 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Macau)
Haves vs have nots
God Save Barbie
Mattel (for all you young ones)Have gone all regal, keenCloned a life-like BarbieAnd changed her name to Queen Don MatthewsJuly 2022 Plans for a Prince Andrew barbie have been scrapped
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
The future is the pastcoming trough a different door
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Hello’ (Adele) Walk Off the Earth
Walk off the Earth is a Canadian indie pop band from Burlington, Ontario, formed in 2006. The group is known for its music videos of covers and originals. The band is well known for covering pop-genre music on YouTube, making use of instruments such as the ukulele and the theremin, as well as looping samples. Lyrics below “Hello”(originally by Adele) Hello, it’s meI was wonderingContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Hello’ (Adele) Walk Off the Earth”
Found
Found groundBlack roundShit stuckFuck fuck…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022
JLo’s New Business Venture
I’ve set me up a businessPromoting ‘Booty Balm’Only six five dollars USGives my booty charm Scroll down for looksee at my booty…. The new product, the Firm + Flaunt Targeted Booty Balm, is the first release from the company’s new JLo Body line. The “clinically tested, high-performance,” formula is said to be “inspired by theContinue reading “JLo’s New Business Venture”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 