I like to think I’m wittyHumour mixed with truthSome just simply roll their eyesSay jeepers, mutter struth… Not you too?…… DM
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
It is a fascinating thoughtthat inside the head of each of usis a unique record of our lives,carefully stored and constantly being added to Our memories are the mostprecious things we have
Boners
We manufacture bonersCome try, give one a whirlOur customers do like themEspecially the girls…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Johnny
Johnny’s caused a problem(Johnny with a J)He’s got in a positionAnd says he’s gonna stay…. He’s saying haha…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Golden Peacock Bleach Creme
Freckles are a no noBlemishes are no tooMake your skin white/milkyBuy our product do…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Affront
Write something incorporating the word ‘affront’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO AFFRONT Affront is a frontAback is a backFront/back are oppositesHow about dack? Didn’t know that did ya Fan?…… Bit like amen and awomen……. DM
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Baby What You Want Me To Do’ Etta James with John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers (1982)
Jamesetta Hawkins (January 25, 1938 – January 20, 2012), known professionally as Etta James, was an American singer who performed in various genres, including gospel, blues, jazz, R&B, rock and roll, and soul. She faced a number of personal problems, including heroin addiction, severe physical abuse, and incarceration, before making a musical comeback in the late 1980s. John Mayall, OBE (born 29 November 1933) is an English blues singer,Continue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Baby What You Want Me To Do’ Etta James with John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers (1982)”
Stan. Drive-Through Attendant
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Just got me this new jobKnow just what to doTake orders to carsSimple (just do)…. Gosh..sorry ma’am…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Silence
Our kids are usually noisy(Shows a happy state)Suddenly they’re silentShould investigate…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Haircut
Went to the barberHad my hair cutWith the best implementsImplements (but)…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022