At times my humour can be weirdSome might say bizarreI offer no excuse for thisCos that’s the way I are Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Foist
Write something incorporating the word ‘foist’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FOIST To start there was inventedFirst generation FOISTImprovements made with GOIST upgradeResulted in the HOIST F, G, H true upgrade progression fashion….. We had a foist to begin with Fan…… Served us well with anContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Foist”
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Cry Me a River’ Joe Cocker, Mad Dogs and Englishmen (1970)
John Robert “Joe” Cocker OBE (20 May 1944 – 22 December 2014) was an English singer known for his gritty, bluesy voice and dynamic stage performances that featured expressive body movements.Lyrics below “Cry Me A River” I keep on runnin’ babyI keep on runnin’But I just can’t hideNo, I just can’t hideI keep on hurtin’ babyI keep on hurtin’Continue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Cry Me a River’ Joe Cocker, Mad Dogs and Englishmen (1970)”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Morsel
Write something incorporating the word ‘morsel’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO MORSEL Morsel he did marryLesssel (love of life)Both produced lots little Sels(Never had no strife) What a lovely family Fan?…… If we could all be like the Sels…… DM
Browsing in the Thrift Shop Again
I am so excitedFound just what I needAt my local thrift shopSpecial sort of breed So the lady told me…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
Thrift Shop Bargain
I’d pay a lot of moneyIn the usual wayBut found this box (a dollar!)Thrift shop hey hey hey…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
Fanny
I found it hard to verse thisThe humble rounded fannyBut did discover in the pastThere were not few but many…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (jellyfish)
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (tilt test)
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
I was born intelligent –education ruined me