Write something incorporating the word ‘somber’
Should you accept, go forth.
Show your creative juices
I accept.
Here goes….
ODE TO SOMBER
Corrupting English language
You Yankees take the cake
Sombre into somber
Shit, for goodness sake
What you trying to do Fan mate?……
You already messed with our tyre……
And centre……
What next?……
Timbre > timber?……
DM
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 
I’m just a simple bloggre.
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Clever response….
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A clevre bloggre am I.
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You’re cleverer than me. I struggled for a response but failed…..
btw. Looked up Stephen Wright. I related well. Delivery 10/10 for me. Just had a bit of trouble with American accent as you probably would with ours……
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What? You have an accent? I never detected it. Just your strange way of spelling certain words
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G’day mate. Say again. Slowly. G’..d..a..y.. m..a..t..e… It’s your accent.. I have a unique timber. Hear the vibrations? No?
Do you have any Australians in your vicinit?
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Sure. At the local Outback Steakhouse. Genuine Aussie cuisine, mate.
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You mean there are Australians working there?….
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Yeah, right! 😂
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I’m pleased. Say hello from me. California is a nice place. Similar climate to us. I loved it.
Our Aussie friends have lived there forever. Nice beaches. Tanned girls. My wife refuses to have anything to do with FCS. You’re on your own she says. Good thing…….
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