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Monthly Archives: September 2022
FCS Daily Music Video – Blues Caravan – Katarina Pejak
Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Stan Gets Called Back For a Toilet Problem
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Stan installed our toilet(Porcelain and white)Stan, we’ve got a problemSomething’s not quite right…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
Perfect Sober
I’m perfect sober officerWill show you my press-upWhich I can do cos soberCan also then get up…. I’m sure none of you are like this…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
Flaming Cava
Happy birthday AlbertWe’ve made a specialtyJust for you a flaming cavaGratis, look and see…. Happy Birthday Albert…… Shit, what happened guys?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2022 Looks like flaming cavas set off fire sprinklers….hmm
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Japanese toilet)
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (McLaren F1)
Stan. Pedestrian Xing Painter
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are proud to be associated with him Knowing of my painting skillsWas asked to paint the streetThe council they were happyAnd glad they did me meet…. Stan says gets lots of off-peak use…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Selection
Write something incorporating the word ‘selection’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SELECTION My ode tonightIs on selectionOf what you needFor an erection Timber, walls, roof, ladder…. Have I missed anything Fan?….. DM
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Statesboro Blues’ Blues Caravan
Sorry about the slightly muffled vocal Enjoy the passing train The song is about a guy in Statesboro, Georgia, who wakes up restless – he’s got the “Statesboro blues.” He’s ready to go on the move, leaving his mean woman behind in the process. Lyrics below “Statesboro Blues” Wake up momma, turn your lamp down low;Wake up momma,Continue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Statesboro Blues’ Blues Caravan”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 