Monthly Archives: September 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Comparable
Write something incorporating the word ‘comparable’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO COMPARABLE She whispered gently in my ear(Sensually like)You are comparable . my loveWith that she fell asleep……. What a let-down Fan…. to leave me hanging like that….. And when she was going to say SylvesterContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Comparable”
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Silence is the bestreply to a fool
Special
I’m feeling rather specialAm glad they did pick meFrom many fine contendersFor all the world to see…. Submitted designs for Eiffel Tower. Was it a competition? Don’t know. Third top-left could be winner Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
Drunk
Get your woman plasteredWith our brand of beerGuaranteed to make her drunk(Refund we will if not)…. That’s not a real ad, it’s from Cracked magazine (bottom right) Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
Soldiers
Returning soldiersWanting funTo the dance hallEvery one…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
Impressive
Jeez that was impressiveGuidance working wellMarketing I now can doPlenty here to sell…. Shit!…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Titanic money)
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (karaoke inventor)
Obscene Contrast
Adele is shownWearing ringMillion dollarsSparkly thing Columbia mudSlide is shownMany diedBuried homes Adele’s ringMay have paidRebuild costsLives remade Rich and poorObscene contrastWill go onAnd onAnd onAnd on Don MatthewsSeptember 2022