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Monthly Archives: August 2022

Donald to Donald

I tweeted my namesakeIn USAHe tweeted me backSaid hi’ya g’day Gosh……… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 14, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Donald to Donald

I Wanna Demon Possess

I wanna demon sessionLeaves me feeling greatCan’t get ’nuff of demonsDemons no can wait…. I gotta have one……. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 14, 2022Posted inUncategorized5 Comments on I Wanna Demon Possess

Feminine Hygiene

I hope you’re not causing embarrassmentNeglecting you’re (gosh) you know what?It does cause some problems if you areYou gotta look after what you got…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 14, 2022Posted inUncategorized3 Comments on Feminine Hygiene

Daddy’s Got a Surprise

My daddy’s tucking up inHis hand (surprise for me)He throws it (poof!) poof! somewhere, where?Well I’ll be bugger me…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 14, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Daddy’s Got a Surprise

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Lazy

Write something incorporating the word ‘lazy’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LAZY Today it being SaturdayMy mind’s in lazy modeThey call it ‘neural shutdown’Relieves their thinking load Sorry Fan. Can’t blame them for wanting a break hey?…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 14, 2022Posted inFandango's One Word ChallengeLeave a comment on Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Lazy

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

No I can’t do Snapchat or Tik Tok,but I do maths without a calculator,and tell the time

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 14, 2022Posted inQuotes8 Comments on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Sir of Hollywood)

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 14, 2022Posted inLittle-known facts8 Comments on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Sir of Hollywood)

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (chemotherapy)

Chemotherapy coming out the nails

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 14, 2022Posted inLittle-known facts8 Comments on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (chemotherapy)

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Good Life’ OneRepublic

OneRepublic is an American pop rock band formed in Colorado Springs, Colorado, in 2002 Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 14, 2022Posted inDaily music videoTags:good life, onerepublic2 Comments on FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Good Life’ OneRepublic

Gym Workout

Been running on the gym machineDon’t think I’ll do no moreWhat different can I do now?Yep, press-ups on floor…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 13, 2022Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on Gym Workout

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