Monthly Archives: July 2022
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
When my doctor said strip off to the waist,I took off my pants
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Gimme Some Lovin’ ‘ (Spencer Davis Group) Finstad and Golten
Don MatthewsJune 2022
Stan Drives the Green Line Bus
Now working for the Green LineCompany of busThey gave me special route to driveThey said will cause no fuss…. What did I do wrong?……. All passengers were able to disembark safely……. Safety first is my motto…… Don MatthewswJuly 2022
We Got a Toilet Problem
Our toilet’s got a problem(Was installed by Stan)When we push the buttonIt seems to over-ran…. Stan says it seems to be saying something…… Don MatthewsJuly 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Huw Davies)
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (mobile church)
It’s Only a Matter of Time Boris
Boris we implore youBoris will you quitWith you as our leaderThings are turning shit “F—-k that” (his words) Don MatthewsJuly 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Improve
Write something incorporating the word ‘improve’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO IMPROVE If a Russian generalDid have any senseImprove he would his thinkingNot to the world look dense. DM
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
The planet will not surviveif population continues to expand at its current rate Will governments do anything? Answer? No Suggestions? Head to Mars…..