Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Cock van der Palm Job

Stan runs a very successful business
helped by his assistant Perc





Cock van der Palm (I said yikes!)
Was this Perc, a masturbation code?
I’m much too embarrassed to continue
This seems Cock Palm’s sexual relief mode


But we’ll happily do his cover and take his money……

Won’t we Perc….?

Yes boss……..









Production Notes

We thought the wide lapels and cravat went nicely with the mustach (Perc’s suggestion). Cock liked it.

(I’m embarrassed calling him Cock. Perc suggests ‘Hand’)


Post Production Notes

Hand’s love had gone away which explains why he has to resort to self relief. We feel sorry for him

He very kindly gave us a copy of his record in appreciation

Isn’t he nice…….




Don Matthews
February 2022






Published by donmatthewspoetry

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5 thoughts on “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Cock van der Palm Job

    1. True name (Wikipedia).

      Van der Palm had a shoe shop on Zwaanshals in the Oude Noorden [4] and a café on Noordsingel . [5] In January 2004 he was diagnosed with an aggressive form of cancer . Five weeks later, he died at home at the age of 68 from the consequences.

      And yes, Stan and Perc did the best they could…….

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