Joe Balaz writes in Hawaiian Islands pidgin.
He lives in Cleveland, Ohio
CHILLING OUT RIGHT NOW
Eric stay chilling out right now
but last night he wuz off of da chain
cause he wen lose his temper
and false crack his competition at da bar.
Too much alcohol and testosterone
wuz racing through his veins
and screwing up his brain.
He couldn’t handle
dat da adah single guy
sitting on da adah side of da woman
dat he wuz trying to talk to
wuz making moa headway
in da pickup game den he wuz
so he wen figure
he go take care of dat real fast.
Commotion following
wun idiotic notion
is wat wen ensue.
Da adah guy had no idea
dat wun suckah punch
wuz coming
wen Eric wen make his move.
Da uppercut blow
wen catch da victim
right undah da jaw
and he wen collapse
and bang his head on da floor.
He ended up in da hospital
wheah he’s still in wun coma
so dats why
Eric stay chilling out right now
in wun jail cell.
Foa sure he going face multiple assault charges
cause he wen swing and connect
wit some of da cops
dat wen arrest him too.
Da whole situation
will certainly go down
as wun night on da town
dat Eric nevah going forget.
Everyone has da right
to be stupid once in awhile
but it looks like Eric
wen just abuse da privilege.
(Joe Balaz)
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 
Looks like Eric needs some classes in anger management.
I love the flow and tone of this poem. And the language just brings out the blatant stupidity of being a macho dummy.
Eric should’ve just stayed at home. 🙂
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There’s something about his style that draws me in. It’s different. He has a unique talent…….
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