Reginald Seeks Love on the Internet



True story (sort’ve)

You’ve landed in the wrong place.
It’s not a dating site Reginald.
Their ‘About’ page says they’re not seeking romance….

Oh yes I see it now. Sorry mum…

Please forgive my boy
He’s seeking love but all this is new to him……

Don’t worry dear. I’m sure they’ll understand…..

I haven’t heard back so it seems they quite understand…..

Sorry mum…..

Don’t fret dear. Keep trying
Have you put your nice smiling baby photo up?….



Don Matthews
March 2021




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