

Class L to R: Billy, Dauphine, Johnny, Mazie Right: my bathtub
You’ll notice children I’ve brought my bathtub with me today. On the bottom (you can’t see) are lots of books….
Ooooh..that’s a fancy one Poet Don…….
(my teaching aid for today’s lesson….)
Why have I bought my (fancy) bathtub? Filled with books at the bottom (you can’t see)?
Yes Poet Don, why?…..
Well today all around the world children are sitting in bathtubs reading books to celebrate ‘Read in a Bathtub Day’, it being February 9
It sounds a silly idea Poet Don. I’d rather read a book in bed . It won’t get wet if I drop it….
No Billy the bath is empty……
That’s still a silly idea Poet Don….
(is it?….)
I have written a special poem for you….
oooh?….
(a glimmer of interest….)
Today I’ve brought my bathtub (fancy)
Along with lots of books
We’re going to sit in bathtub
With books to read and look
clap..clap..clap
Thankyou….
Now Billy, sitting in an empty bath is not as silly as you think. A well-known author is now going to sit in her bath and tell us a story about a Big Red Bath. You may not want to stay to the end, but see, even adults sit in empty bathtubs….
Well that’s it for today children ……
We’re gonna go home and sit inna (empty) bathtub and read comics…. yay!
(I know I should have brought Shakespeare books….)
Don Matthews
February 2021
I am a bathtub reader
I’m guilty I confess
Dropped many a tome into the tub
The pages are a mess
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Nicely rhymed…..
Billy says you silly …..what’s a tome he says?
Was in the bathtub other day
Reading on my kindle
Gosh almighty it slipped in
How now do I rekindle?…..
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Oops! I doubt that flame can be rekindled…
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Fizzle…..
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Dauphy…certain people in the Hobbo household have been known to sleep in bathtubs!
Hobbo…Dauphy, did you have to?
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A home truth has been revealed. Did they fall asleep reading?……
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Dauphy…er not exactly..
Hobbo….Dauphy!
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I should make sure D is tied up in moments like this….
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will do…
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What a fun idea. I must put lots cushions.
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Never tried it myself…..Billy keeps telling me it’s a silly idea…..so dunno….
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Oh silly billy…
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