The Filthy Five

FCS focuses on promoting humour,
offbeat poetry and exploring things different

Billy and Elsie and Eric
And Tyson and Jude (they are grey)
African parrots in England
But the trouble is the words that they say

(They’re in the Lincolnshire Wildlife Park Zoo)

They’ve learnt unacceptable foul language
To their keeper and public they say
Without hesitation just ‘fuck off’
Which don’t make for a happy zoo-visit day

The zoo had to remove and isolate them from
250 of their friend parrot mates in case they
corrupted and taught them

fuck off …fuck off….fuck off

Their keeper was being called a ‘fat turd’

How nice….

Don Matthews
October 2020