Poet Don 
In Jamaica a slice of pie costs
Three dollars and fifty cents
While in the adjacent Bahamas
It’s five dollars and fifty cents
Such are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Poet Don is news reporter for FCS
Reporting on all things of interest and no interest
He is a valuable asset to the FCS Team
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 
These pie rates require pieces of eight ye landlubbers, avast behind!
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PD is pleased you enjoyed his report of this very important piece of news….
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That’s the way to do poetry. Funny. Unpretentious. You are a proper pirate poet, because you rrr!
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Thankyou…
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I’m surprised you’re not more irate about the pie rates, should I make a pie chart or are we shipshape?
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I try not to be
Be an irate pirate
Gotta keep my boat in order
Gotta keep it shipshape
Not like other pirate
Landed up in court
Alcoholic mess he was
Ended up got caught
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