One-use straws and cutlery
Great things this knife/fork pair
Churn them out in thousands
It’s wasteful? I don’t care
You can’t recycle them? Who cares
Dump them in the ground
Microbes in 10,000 years
Will break the buggers down
You say the government has just
Banned them? Shit, how mean
Looks like I gotta change my ways
And metal things now clean
South Australia has now banned the use
of single-use straws, cutlery and stirrers
Don Matthews
June 2020
