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From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Some people do odd thingsto get even

“It is sad not to love but it is much sadder not to be able to love” Miguel de UuamunoSpanish educator, philosopher, author

Talk is cheap becausesupply is greater than demand

I’m in no shape to exercise

“People generally quarrelbecause they cannot argue” G. K. ChestersonEnglish author, essayist and literary critic

The gym is calling my namebut my bed is holding me captive

“Don’t bother discussing sex with small children,they rarely have anything to add” Fran LebowitzUS author

If at first you do succeed,try something harder

“A bookstore is only one of the pieces of evidence we havethat people are still thinking” Jerry SeinfeldUS comedian

We are all God’s children -by a previous marriage