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Abandoned and Forgotten

I used to be a steam trainTake people everywhereAbandoned and forgottenNo-one seems to care Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 10, 2025January 10, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:poetry, rhyme, train1 Comment on Abandoned and Forgotten

Miffy

Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you todayI am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 9, 2025January 9, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Miffy

Kitty Basket

Talk about embarrassmentTalk about a shitPlacing me in basketPlacing me in itScroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 8, 2025January 8, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Kitty Basket

Think I Am In Trouble

Think I am in troubleThink I am bit stuckDon’t know how it happenedShit and wtf? Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 7, 2025January 7, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Think I Am In Trouble

Hose

Mummy I’m in troubleHose just spat on meDon’t know how it happenedScroll down have looksee DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 6, 2025January 6, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:child, humour, poetry, rhyme, waterLeave a comment on Hose

Leap

Ready for my leapReady one two threeStepping back for big launchScroll down have looksee DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 5, 2025January 5, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Leap

Trolley

Left the dog attachedDog attached to trolleyWent into the supermarketDog was left with trolley Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 4, 2025January 4, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Trolley

Moving House

Moving house but wantedTo do it on the cheapTurned out unexpectedWhen dryer took a leap Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 2, 2025January 2, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Moving House

Lollies

Riding with my mummyRiding with my dadEating lovely lolliesWith my mum and dadScroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 1, 2025January 1, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:baby, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Lollies

Clever Dick

I am cleverClever dickAlso veryVery Thick Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 31, 2024December 31, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, police, rhymeLeave a comment on Clever Dick

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