Uncategorized – Page 36 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

I Think I Gotta Problem

I think I gotta problemCar has run amuckDon’t know how it happenedShit and wtf? Scroll down… DM

Went to shop and bought meBought a goldfish bowlThinking of its mental healthAnd taking it for stroll Scroll down.. . DM

Brilliantly pointlessPointless was to meStill went out and bought itScroll down have looksee DM

Got myself some sourdoughSourdough useful thingSaw it on the TVRing-a-ding-a-ding Scroll down… DM

Bought myself some shoesDouble up as flippersShould prove very usefulRed or blue or black Yep…… Scroll down… DM

DVD rewinderWhat a useful thingGotta go and get oneRing-a-ding-a-ding Scroll down… DM

Bernard WaterDehydratedChill and serveRehydrated Scroll down… DM

Trained my birdProper likeObeys me alwaysProper like Scroll down… DM

Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you todayI am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

I love my tongueMy tongue loves meTogether we Will always be Scroll down… DM