Man dies just 19 Tik Tok followers short of 100K Bummer…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
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Toilet Paper Increases
FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different Toilet paper went upWhile kitty litter dropped $23 -$16 If only I could work out a way to use it? Don MatthewsOctober 2020
We Have a Slight Problem
But boss I built the stepsExactly as on planYou say there is a problemThey need be built again? Why?…. Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Did You Know?
No I didn’t Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Happy Birthday Jana
Happy birthday Jana21st of JuneSunny day and friends around(Do love the balloons) Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Seatbelt
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I couldn’t work out how the seatbelt worked Then it clicked Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Priscilla’s Into Pull-ups
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Priscilla loves her pull-upsTones her muscles (front)Which she uses (skillfully)When she mices hunt Don’t look at me like that PrissI know my grammar’s wrongI know that pussy’s in the wellHark, listen? Ding ding dong meow… (my master’s lost it) Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Aging
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m getting old (I’m aging)Arthritis in the kneesAging’s only importantIf you’re a wine or cheese Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Looking for a Strip Joint
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m off into the CBDStrip joint where are you?I need to ease my lockdown painGet out of house, I do A fine officer?…. Stage 4 lockdown area?…. No strip joints open?…. Anywhere?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020 A Melbourne man travels into the CBD with unexpected results
Priscilla Contemplates Doing a Jesus
I’d like to walk upon the waterBut do not want to drownMy master’s leg will stop me goingDown, down, down glug…meow…glug Nice leg Don…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 