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Little Minion Goes For a Ride

Come my little minionCome and have a slingNot found in the carnivalRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 28, 2022Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Little Minion Goes For a Ride

A Question

What is the opposite of stand-up comedy? Sitcom

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 27, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:sitcom, stand-up3 Comments on A Question

Stan We’ve Got a Problem

Stan (installer of our loo)Had to call him backSomething’s happened to itSeems it’s gone bit slack…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 27, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, stan, toiletLeave a comment on Stan We’ve Got a Problem

Catwalk

This is stupid/sillyWhat I’m doing herePointless silly stupidDo it every year…. beep beep…… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 27, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:catwalk, fashion parade, humour, poetryLeave a comment on Catwalk

Nothing Changes, Whatever the Toll

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 27, 2022Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on Nothing Changes, Whatever the Toll

Got a Little Problem

Got a little problemSpent days arriving hereBloody hell frustratedWhat have I done wrong?…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 26, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, jigsaw, poetry4 Comments on Got a Little Problem

Stan’s Very Conscious of Visual Appearance in Toilet Installation

Mrs Jones, a toiletDid want (in con-fined space)I did the best I did, I didIn such a con-fined space…. I like it…… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 26, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, stan, toiletLeave a comment on Stan’s Very Conscious of Visual Appearance in Toilet Installation

Moving House

Today we moved our houseUsed a special truckArrived at destinationWith a bit of luck…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 25, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, moving house, poetryLeave a comment on Moving House

Just Because I Like It (view)

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 25, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:view1 Comment on Just Because I Like It (view)

Stan Shows Importance of Speed in Getting the Job Done

No-one likes a slackerNeed to get job doneSpeed is very vitalIf I’m to get job done…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 25, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:earthmover, humour, poetry, stanLeave a comment on Stan Shows Importance of Speed in Getting the Job Done

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