How am I expectedTo swim in all this shit?get your act togetherAnd get rid of it…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
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Guard Dog Ralph
Ralph is FCS resident dogKnowing of his guarding excellence Ralph is on loan to people in need FCS Ralph guard dogTrained up speciallyMeets all our requirementsPlease scroll down to see…. grrrrrrr…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
However Did?
However did this happenI know not how it didYou ask why so sillyI know not why so silly…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Riding
You have a problemRiding like thisYour girl in the back seatHas something amiss What?…. She’s not wearing a helmet…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Priscilla Poses for the Media
Priscilla is FCS resident cat I’m posing for the mediaImportant photoshootAdvertising FCS(Get lost little one)…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Maserati Drives Spanish Steps. Seemed a Good Idea at the Time
Had lots of fun with the ladyDrove down the Steps in the carSeemed good idea at the momentTill hit with the bill for repair Don MattyhewsAugust 2022
Alarm Clock
I am a little ‘larm clockSet for 8o’clockWhen I do what I’m told toWake him with a shock…. He doesn’t like it…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
I Like To Think I’m
I like to think I’m wittyHumour mixed with truthSome just simply roll their eyesSay jeepers, mutter struth… Not you too?…… DM
Johnny
Johnny’s caused a problem(Johnny with a J)He’s got in a positionAnd says he’s gonna stay…. He’s saying haha…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Golden Peacock Bleach Creme
Freckles are a no noBlemishes are no tooMake your skin white/milkyBuy our product do…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
