My granny makes these handleHuggers for the panShe asked me could I sell themOnline if I can?…. Handle huggers she said…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
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Ten Pin Bowl
Ten skittles standingHere comes the ballHow many’ll tumbleHow many’ll fall?…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
What’s This?
What a lovely view this isThe breeze, a gentle oneJust found some chips for breakfastMy friend has found a bun…. Shit, what’s this?…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
Catwalk
Models are paradingAll the latest gearAll the latest fashionEveryone wants to wear…. I must have one dear…… The pussies are just delightful…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
Recycling
We’d finished with our bathtub(Recycling into too)Nice for having beers with friendsChoogaloogaloo…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
Phone
I don’t possess a mobileSo have to just leave homeAnd walk down to the nearestTo the nearest phone…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
I Need My Fix Of Valium
Dogs are into woofing downAnti-anxiety dopeOwners now gone back to workAlone now, just can’t cope Animal behaviorist Dr Kate Mornement“I’ve noticed a huge increase in dogs thatare experiencing separation anxiety due to CovidThere is a big increase in scripts for Prozak and Valium” I’m hooked on valium…… I’m into prozak…. woof…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
Welcome to our Kindy
Our kindy (now constructed)Needs a welcome signWe’re not yet getting influxWhich we can’t work out why?…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
Donald Duck Day . Jan 9
Today all people round the worldWorship Donald DuckSome even play with him in bath(Sorry, this rhyme sucks) Note I have kept this a family-friendly rhyme Don MatthewsJune 2022
The Nice Inventor
I am a nice inventorInventing for my kidsLatest nice inventionlatest one I did…. We love it dad…… You’re welcome kids…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 