I always use this urinalThe fancy one with stringsCos I can play a melodyRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Can you play twinkle twinkle?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
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Stan. Church Sign Maker
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are proud to be associated with him They wanted a church signChose me (cos I’m wise)They wanted the powerOf God to arise…. They were very happy with it…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Charging Ahead
Tens of thousands of people Have rushed out and bought electric vehicles And all of the tens and thousands Plug in and get charged up at night We turn on our aircons when all home Prepare our meals on electric stoves While solar panels at night stop producing Are they coal-powered EV’s anyway?
Just Because I Like It
TALL POPPIES The work of Pawel Kuczynski, polish artist, satirist and philosopher. He paints and draws satirical illustrations that deal with social, cultural and political issues of modern day. Common subjects of Pawel’s illustration are social media, the Internet, mobile phones and addiction to mobile devices, and books/writing vs. electronic media
Donald to Donald
I tweeted my namesakeIn USAHe tweeted me backSaid hi’ya g’day Gosh……… DM
I Wanna Demon Possess
I wanna demon sessionLeaves me feeling greatCan’t get ’nuff of demonsDemons no can wait…. I gotta have one……. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Feminine Hygiene
I hope you’re not causing embarrassmentNeglecting you’re (gosh) you know what?It does cause some problems if you areYou gotta look after what you got…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Daddy’s Got a Surprise
My daddy’s tucking up inHis hand (surprise for me)He throws it (poof!) poof! somewhere, where?Well I’ll be bugger me…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Gym Workout
Been running on the gym machineDon’t think I’ll do no moreWhat different can I do now?Yep, press-ups on floor…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Fish
Here fishy fishyI’ve got a bite for youI’m waiting here real patientlyWaiting here for you…. Daaaddy!…… Jeez son…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022