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Ralph is FCS resident dog Everyday the postman comesI wait inside the doorCollecting all the letters whichCome through the slit in door…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are proud to be associated with him People think I’m hopelessPeople think I’m thickPacked this truck to show youI’m not a useless dick…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Slow down you bastardStop on red lightsMe and my dogWe have crossing rights…. Calm down mister…… Don MatthewsJuly 2022

I used to be a marketSelling flowers and fruitNow I’m just a freewayCars use me as route….. And they call it progress…… Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Was driving along quite happilyGoing with the flow of the carsWhen suddenly out of nowhere this thing appears…… Golly gosh….. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Priscilla is FCS resident cat It looked to me was like a mouseBut doesn’t taste like oneNow bloody stuck and won’t come outNot my idea of fun…. Don MatthewsJuly 2022

I’m wanting to layAn egg on my nestIn peace, no distractions How can I with all this going on?…. See what I mean?…… Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Who would ever buildBuild a house up hereCrumbling and abandonedSoon to disappear?… Don MatthewsJuly 2022

Ralph is FCS resident dog He thinks he’s being funnyUsing me like thisMaltreatment of us caninesFor pleasurement of his…. See what I mean?…… Don MatthewsJuly 2022

I write a lot of satireI write a lot of funWe’re all too sane and seriousWhen all is said and done DM