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Golden Peacock Bleach Creme

Freckles are a no noBlemishes are no tooMake your skin white/milkyBuy our product do…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 23, 2022Posted inUncategorized, Vintage ads2 Comments on Golden Peacock Bleach Creme

Stan. Drive-Through Attendant

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Just got me this new jobKnow just what to doTake orders to carsSimple (just do)…. Gosh..sorry ma’am…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 22, 2022Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on Stan. Drive-Through Attendant

Silence

Our kids are usually noisy(Shows a happy state)Suddenly they’re silentShould investigate…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 22, 2022Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on Silence

Haircut

Went to the barberHad my hair cutWith the best implementsImplements (but)…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 22, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Haircut

Parking Boat

End of dayParking boatAluminiumMade to float…. Shit! shit! shit!…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 22, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Parking Boat

Smile for me Sweetie

Smile for me sweetieI’m taking your picTo put on my FacebookI’m going real quick (mum)…. Why weren’t you watching where you were going dear?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 22, 2022Posted inUncategorized3 Comments on Smile for me Sweetie

Mum

Although I’ve thought about thisQuestion once beforeDecided not to go aheadGo ahead no more…. Why you asking me this here?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 21, 2022Posted inUncategorized3 Comments on Mum

Stan Chooses the Bath

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I wanted something differentDifferent to the restStan I asked to choose itIn which I could bathe/rest…. I love it Stan…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 21, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Stan Chooses the Bath

Just Because I Like It

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 21, 2022Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on Just Because I Like It

Helmet

I got a safety helmetHelmet for my petFrom the great variety-Ty that I could get…. She loves it…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 20, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Helmet

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