Uncategorized – Page 246 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Just Because I Like It

Stan Makes Use of the Gym

Stan is a man of many talentsHe has to keep trim to manage his multiple talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Biceps are importantSo the Bible saysPump them up at gym I doLike the Bible tells me…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

How Am I Expected?

How am I expectedTo swim in all this shit?get your act togetherAnd get rid of it…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Guard Dog Ralph

Ralph is FCS resident dogKnowing of his guarding excellence Ralph is on loan to people in need FCS Ralph guard dogTrained up speciallyMeets all our requirementsPlease scroll down to see…. grrrrrrr…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

However Did?

However did this happenI know not how it didYou ask why so sillyI know not why so silly…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Riding

You have a problemRiding like thisYour girl in the back seatHas something amiss What?…. She’s not wearing a helmet…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Priscilla Poses for the Media

Priscilla is FCS resident cat I’m posing for the mediaImportant photoshootAdvertising FCS(Get lost little one)…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Maserati Drives Spanish Steps. Seemed a Good Idea at the Time

Had lots of fun with the ladyDrove down the Steps in the carSeemed good idea at the momentTill hit with the bill for repair Don MattyhewsAugust 2022

Alarm Clock

I am a little ‘larm clockSet for 8o’clockWhen I do what I’m told toWake him with a shock…. He doesn’t like it…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

I Like To Think I’m

I like to think I’m wittyHumour mixed with truthSome just simply roll their eyesSay jeepers, mutter struth… Not you too?…… DM