Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are proud to be associated with him We wanted something regalTo sit on in the looWe called on Stan the expert(Said yes, I’ll do bath too)…. Oh Stan, we love it…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
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Angle-Grinder Me
As long as danger alwaysFaces ‘way from meI don’t need no protectionAngle-grinder me…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
She Needs To Know Her Place
It’s nice to have a girl aroundBut needs to know her placeShe needs to know who wears the pantsShe needs to know her place…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Toilet in the Middle
On our toilet mummyLucy we could seeJohnny in a hurryThen jumped on for pee…. We clapped all of them mummy…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Upgrade
Our waiting room’s upgradedLovely padded chairsWaiting’s now in comfortCandle fills the air…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Down the Toot
Donald’s re-electionIs going down the tootWhat a bleeding pityIn his foot he’s put So much effort/energy(Also put in too)All to see it disappearWasted (down the loo) He’s just sent a tweet……says ‘get stuffed’ DM
Stan Selects Bathroom Top
Stan is a man with many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him We love our bathroom top (it’s new)Installed by Stan todayPlain and monochrome it isNot awful bright and gay…. We love it Stan…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Beginning/End
All things have beginningsMiddle and an endThis is it’s beginning/endBuilt so could defend…. Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Urinal
I always use this urinalThe fancy one with stringsCos I can play a melodyRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Can you play twinkle twinkle?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Stan. Church Sign Maker
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are proud to be associated with him They wanted a church signChose me (cos I’m wise)They wanted the powerOf God to arise…. They were very happy with it…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 