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Alarm Clock

I am a little ‘larm clockSet for 8o’clockWhen I do what I’m told toWake him with a shock…. He doesn’t like it…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 24, 2022Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on Alarm Clock

I Like To Think I’m

I like to think I’m wittyHumour mixed with truthSome just simply roll their eyesSay jeepers, mutter struth… Not you too?…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 23, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on I Like To Think I’m

Johnny

Johnny’s caused a problem(Johnny with a J)He’s got in a positionAnd says he’s gonna stay…. He’s saying haha…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 23, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Johnny

Golden Peacock Bleach Creme

Freckles are a no noBlemishes are no tooMake your skin white/milkyBuy our product do…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 23, 2022Posted inUncategorized, Vintage ads2 Comments on Golden Peacock Bleach Creme

Stan. Drive-Through Attendant

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Just got me this new jobKnow just what to doTake orders to carsSimple (just do)…. Gosh..sorry ma’am…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 22, 2022Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on Stan. Drive-Through Attendant

Silence

Our kids are usually noisy(Shows a happy state)Suddenly they’re silentShould investigate…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 22, 2022Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on Silence

Haircut

Went to the barberHad my hair cutWith the best implementsImplements (but)…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 22, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Haircut

Parking Boat

End of dayParking boatAluminiumMade to float…. Shit! shit! shit!…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 22, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Parking Boat

Smile for me Sweetie

Smile for me sweetieI’m taking your picTo put on my FacebookI’m going real quick (mum)…. Why weren’t you watching where you were going dear?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 22, 2022Posted inUncategorized3 Comments on Smile for me Sweetie

Mum

Although I’ve thought about thisQuestion once beforeDecided not to go aheadGo ahead no more…. Why you asking me this here?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 21, 2022Posted inUncategorized3 Comments on Mum

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