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Gertrude

Enjoy my jumpingAll aroundWhether upWhether down…. Gertude seems restless tonight dear…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 8, 2022Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on Gertrude

Got Lost

Got lost when I was wanderingWandering round last nightFound this comfy puddleCool and outta sight…. I gotta problem here too…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 7, 2022Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on Got Lost

Daycare

I’ve just come home from daycareHad a lot of funNow I’m just plain buggeredBuggered, had it, done…. They threw me in the bloody mudFlicked my red hat backA long hard day at daycare, yepCan’t wait to go get back Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 7, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Daycare

Stan. TV Camera Operator

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him They gave me job as cameramanAt the studioThey still got me in training modeScroll down see how I go…. I’m still learning…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 7, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Stan. TV Camera Operator

Ralph Loves All Our Dear Kiddies

Ralph is FCS resident dog Ralph loves all the dear kiddiesThe long and the short and the tallHe loves to be stroked and be cuddledIs loving to kiddies each/all…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 7, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Ralph Loves All Our Dear Kiddies

Bowed to Every Night

I tower over village(Bowed to every night)Nipples one each side I haveNipples both in sight…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 6, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Bowed to Every Night

Rabbit Stew

I’m gonna get some rabbitsFor to make a stewHave my rabbit gun all readyHope to bag a few…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

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Stan Gets Royal Calling

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Being an expert in plumbingThe Castle did call me (come Stan)We have urgent need for your serviceSo on my bike I quickly ran…. I absolutely love it…… Arise Sir Stan…….. Gosh …… Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 6, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Stan Gets Royal Calling

Priscilla at the Window

Priscilla is FCS resident cat I use the blinds behind meWhen going in and outWhether slow or whether fastIt is my usual route…. Shit man!…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 6, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Priscilla at the Window

Got a Shoe Problem Mum

I do I have a problemWhen putting on my shoesMy mum’s agreed to buy someTo solve my problem (shoes)… Which is my right foot mum?…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 5, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Got a Shoe Problem Mum

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